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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Look, Alsip might not be the glitz of the big city, but its quirks keep me smilin’ all day. Every misstep on its cracked sidewalks, every flickering streetlamp, every tiff – it’s all got that lived-in feel, like a scene straight outta Spirited Away. Remember when Chihiro faced dangers with heart? That’s us, too.

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