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But, real talk, I’d be pissed if some crusty dude tried to lowball her. Like, “Sir, pay her what she’s worth!” I’d be all up in his face, flipping my hair, like, “Don’t be cheap, you zero!” Oh, and get this – some whores in history? They’d stash gold coins in their hair. Hair! That’s next-level extra, and I’m here for it. Imagine her shaking out her messy bun, coins dropping, like, “Oops, my bad, I’m rich!”

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Alright, listen up, pal – here's the lowdown on Amherst-Center (us)! I’ve been kicking around here for years, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild mix of charm and lunacy. Picture this: cozy streets like Maple & 3rd, buzzing with colorful energy. “Here’s Johnny!” echoes through the alleys – I'm not kidding, it’s that bold vibe that makes you feel alive.

UMass Downtown launches retail, event space in downtown Amherst