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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all ain’t know: Whore got a tattoo—some ol’ raggedy heart with a name scratched out. Prolly some fool she done bled dry. I heard it from Miss Bessie, who heard it from her cousin’s baby daddy. That’s real, y’all! She a walkin’ soap opera, and I’m just tryna keep up. “WALL-E, clean this mess up!” I be yellin’ in my head.

The Hoar Oak Tree

First call of the day? Some dude freakin’ out about his cat. Like, bro, I get it, Fluffy’s your world, but chill! He’s like, “She’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s a tree, not a skyscraper.” But whatever, I send the fire department. They’re always down for a cat rescue.

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