Freya Aztec Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

The Last Aztec Princess

Prostitution has been practiced throughout ancient and modern cultures. [1] [2] Prostitution has been described as the world's oldest profession.

Aztec’s a quirky town. Main street’s what I call Hwy 64—solid road, full o’ life. I got a sweet spot on Pine Ave too wherein my parlor sits—old brick, old souls, ya get me? Not to forget, there’s Aztec Park, a chill yard off of Vista Blvd. Perfect for clearin’ your head emotionally—BOOM! like a good riff.

Water Polo Heads to Aztec Invite