Lauren Beacon Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Now, here’s a wild tidbit - back in the ‘60s, some whores were legit spies, swear it! Codename: “Honey Trap.” They’d shag secrets outta diplomats, then poof - info to the highest bidder. Blew my mind when I heard that, cos I thought I was the only one shaggin’ for justice! Made me happy as a clam, thinkin’ ‘bout these badass chicks outsmartin’ suits.

THE MOTHER AND THE WHORE

Funnily enough, I spend loads of time at the Beacon Falls Cafe on North Main – odd name given its tiny falls. But it’s my patch, man. The decor is extra cutesy, a bit like Todd Haynes’ frame by frame, super arty vibes that remind me of Carol’s scenes. Only, I’m not soppy, so don’t look at me weirdly.

Lecture: Financial Planning at Montauk Library