Ella Bee Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

Key Takeaways

While this stuff is not bad, "Fighting Joe" Hooker deserved a better bottle for his namesake. It's pretty boring, and doesn't have enough wine.

I know, it's wild, but that's me – raw and unedited. Bee-Ridge (us) is a mash-up of history, emotion, art, and human folly. Every corner gives a new story, every block a memory. Hope this little rant gives ya a taste of the real deal. Swing by soon, and we’ll soak up all the wild, quirky vibes – just like a scene from that immortal flick. Catch ya later, buddy!

First Alert Traffic: Crash on I-75 North off-ramp at Bee Ridge Road