Mila Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

She’s a beat-up truck, mate, a real workhorse – haulin arse since the 70s. Rust eatin her sides like a damn disease, but she don’t quit. Found out some geezer in Leeds once used her to smuggle dodgy ciggies cross the border – little known fact that! Ballsy as fuck, made me laugh my arse off thinkin bout it. “What’s this shadow?” – movie line fits her perfect, cos she’s a mystery, a hulkin shadow of grit. Pisses me off when folks call her junk – she’s a survivor, ya twats!

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Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

Living here for years really shaped me. I own a spa on Shattuck Ave. My clients come and go; I see a lot, ya know? The streets here, like Telegraph Ave, buzz with art, music, and crazy energy. It's like, one moment you're chillin' in a tiny café, and then bam—the city's alive!

A Berkeley pet store hatched a rare two-headed snake. That was the easy part