Ada Centerville Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—there’s this one story, total wildness. Some whore in Paris, like 1800s, she bangs this rich dude, then steals his gold teeth while he’s sleepin’! Gold freakin’ teeth! I’m laughin’ so hard I nearly choke on my Krusty-O’s. What a legend, right?

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Yo, listen up, motherfer! Lemme tell ya 'bout PCenterville (us) like no one else can. This town's got soul, quirks, and a fin' story around every damn corner. First off, we got Madison Street – it's like the heartbeat of the city, pulsin' with life, people, and sometimes wild freakin' parties, if ya know what I'm sayin'. I stroll there on lazy afternoons, feelin' every damn step like I'm dippin' into a scene from Far From Heaven – all moody and bittersweet. Man, “The world, Motherf***er, ain’t built on logic, it's built on dreams,” I always remind myself.

Centerville citywide garage sale happening this weekend