Lauren Cheat Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Confession # 04/06/ I lost my virginity at the age of My first love and my ex boyfriend cheated on me many times, but the sex was so good.

And check dis – in the little, funky corner called Whimsy Alley (I reckon it's in the south part of town), purely local art lines up like confessions of the heart. I've sat there with a couple of my clients, talkin’ 'bout life's highs and lows, and them murals speakin' truths yo – "If you don't say it, how will you ever be free?" Crazy, right?!

Man drowns in Cheat Lake Sunday