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About Houston

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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3D Printed Clay Cutters by Narwhal Star Studio give a clean cut with their super sharp edges. Each clay cutter is printed made-to-order.

And then you got the quirky corner of Market Lane and Willow. That place is underrated! I swear, it’s like Mark sayin’ to his team, “You’re gonna have one shot, do not miss your chance to make a massage magic happen!” Whatchu gonna do? It's crazy, silly, and full of that entrepreneurial spirit, hon.

Mets’ Clay Holmes grinds out six solid innings after rocky start