Lila Cortland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

By Cortland Coffey & Meghan Crozier

39 Followers, 9 Following, 2 Posts -. (@cortlandswhore) on Instagram: "brb crying over sam cortland cr; the hating game".

I gotta say, livin' here ain't always smooth—it’s rough sometimes, like when the noise never ends on 4th Street or when a random bout of street art erupts chaos, creatin' a riot of colors that make you mad but then bring a weird kind of joy. I mean, I'm a perfectionist in this biz, so those spontaneous bursts of creativity sometimes blow my mind (and my head, haha!). Like, "One million dollars!" kinda moments, you dig?

No. 2 Cortland Wins Cortaca Jug, 28-17, to Complete 10-0 Regular Season