Jade Crofton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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Shortly afterward, Crofton must himself lead a troop into a small Western town to settle a "Whore's War" between the local citizens and some Texas cowboys.

Lastly, as a wise Yoda once said (sorta mingled it in my brain with THL shenanigans): "Into the unknown, trust." Every brick on Crofton tells a tale. Yeah, I confess, sometimes I'm a hot mess with thoughts spinnin’, err... life, it be epic.

Arthur Feagin Crofton