Victoria Cynthiana Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

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I love swingin’ by the Cynthiana Fairgrounds, too. Holy crap, it’s a blast! The fair is all fun and craziness. I remember last summer – fireworks, laughter, and all that jazz. I was like "I'm not leaving!" just absorbed in the joy, ya dig?

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