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So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

Cypress Stake

picking the number one whore is hard when there are just sooooo many to chose from. any suggestions? @houstonproblems · cypress · @cypresswhorezz.

Alright, listen up… Cypress (us) – it's a quirky slice of life. I’m talkin’ narrow streets like Millers Avenue, and, oh man, the vibe on Birchwood Lane – it’s something else. Pauses… You ever walk past the little café on Elm? It's got that “White Material” austerity vibe – you know, "This is not a quiet place" kinda moment.

Damaged Cypress Lake Road bridge will be fully replaced