Brooklyn Demarest Brothel ❤️

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So, this one time, port o’ Tortuga – nasty place, brothel squattin’ by the docks like a drunk whale. I swagger in, coins jinglin’, thinkin’ I’m king o’ the seas. Lass named Ruby – red hair, eyes like storms – she’s runnin’ the show. Heard a yarn ‘bout her, mate – she once stabbed a pirate fer stealin’ her rum, not her virtue! Hah! Made me laugh ‘til me guts hurt. “A man’s soul is his own,” Haneke’d say, but Ruby? She owned souls, savvy?

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Alright, listen up, you idiot sandwich! I'm your damn masseur in Demarest, NJ, and lemme tell ya – this little town's a mixed bag of charm and straight-up madness. Now, grab a seat and buckle up, ’cause I'm gonna spill the beans like I'm Gordon Ramsay on a bad day, okay?

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