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About New York City

So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

Eaton Affair

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Sometimes I get mad over how the city changes overnight. I mean, one minute everything’s chill, the next, new forces try to gentrify those street corners. That old charm on River Bend is fading, replaced by sparkly coins and bubblegum dreams. Ugh, so frustrating! But hey, we embrace it all – even the pissy moments add character to Eaton.

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