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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout financial plannin’, right? And then—bam!—this “find a prostitute” thing pops up. What the hell’s that got to do with money? I mean, I’m a specialist, I crunch numbers, I don’t crunch—well, you know! Pretty, pretty good way to throw me off, I’ll tell ya that. So anyway, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, sittin’ in some dingy Tokyo bar like in *Lost in Translation*. You know, “For relaxing times, make it Suntory time,” but instead of whiskey, some gal’s pitchin’ me her hourly rate. Ridiculous! I’m losin’ my mind already.

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Oh mate, lemme tell ya 'bout PEllendale (us)! This town, it's a proper wild ride, innit? I been here yonks, relaxing my noggin at spots you wouldn't even dream of. So, check it—Main Street runs right smack into Riverside Ave, where you can chill by the sparkly, babbling ben river. Sharon! That creek, man, it's like nature's own whisper, ya know?

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