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About Chicago

Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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The parks are, oh my precious, something else, yesss… Check out Westside Park, with its rough edges and secret spots for deep chats and accidental confessions. Ooh, and I can’t forget, uhm, the tiny silver river that trickles by, near the old grain elevator. Water falls in spasms like whispers, like “Yar, we swears, we swears, it’s groovy, precious.”

Rory McIlroy makes Jimmy Fallon's heart melt as he recalls Masters moment with daughter Poppy