Aria Fallston Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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I know, I know, I'm spillin' way much info. But the energy here, the mix of ancient charm and modern badassery, kinda mirrors life itself—a super messy, super inspiring canvas. I gotta be honest: Sometimes I’m so overwhelmed that words fail, but sometimes it's like, WOW, Fallston’s a quirky beast that takes your breath away at every corner.

Fallston girls lacrosse ‘finally’ gets over the hump, beating Southern-AA, 14-7, for Class 1A state title