Audrey Fort Irwin Whore ❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

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The central artery, Hennessy Ave, bustles with life. I walk down there daily – its sidewalks filled with color and neon diner signs – reminds me of scenes from that crazy flick, "Spring Breakers! Ditch the norms and jump in, baby!" Streets here are quirky and chill. I once met a couple outside the old Liberty Diner on Hennessy, and they were all “Whoa, dude... crazy vibes!” So cool, right?

Army searching for missing soldier who did not report to Southern California base