Harper Fort Morgan Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

She’s a mess, tho—11 typos in her texts, all caps, “WHERES MY MONEY BITCH?” I’m dyin’—she’s so extra! Imagine her in *Tabu*, slow-mo, smokin’ a blunt in the jungle, yellin’ at crocodiles. “The past eats us alive!” she’d scream, then trip over nothin’. Hilarious, man—whore’s a vibe, a trainwreck, my kinda people! You ever meet her, run— or buy her a drink!

Fort Morgan

Mattie Blaylock (January – July 3, ) was a prostitute who became the romantic companion and common-law wife of Old West lawman and gambler Wyatt Earp.

Alright listen up, ya whiners! I'm gonna give you the lowdown on Fort-Morgan (us) like nobody else can, so buckle the fuck up! This town, dude, it's like some bizarre labyrinth of streets and hearts, just like that crazy Inception movie, ya know? "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!" sort of vibes all over.

Sperm whale washes ashore in Fort Morgan, prompting effort to determine cause of death