Abigail Goleta Whore ❤️

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So this whore, right, she’s got balls—figuratively, ‘course. Hustlin’ every night, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with pricks like me who don’t pay up sometimes. I’m like, “She’s asleep, yet awake,” like Benigno says in the flick—fuckin’ poetry, that. Made me happy, seein’ her outsmart some johns, flip ‘em off, take their cash and bounce. Little known fact—heard she once stiffed a made guy, kept his Rolex too. Ballsy as fuck, got me laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it.

Common Definition Whore

Four people are facing charges stemming from an investigation into alleged prostitution at two Goleta massage parlors, according to the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department. Search .

Okay, bear with me: I’ve ranted a bit, but that's just how it flows here. Every crack in the pavement and every bright mural on the wall has its own story. Might sound overdramatic, but our little city gives off mad vibes of “beauty and grace”—as if the universe itself penned each line. Deep stuff, right?

Goleta Municipal Bonds to Fund Bike and Pedestrian Pathway Under Hwy. 101, Repairs Along Cathedral Oaks Road