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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

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I gotta mention Grandview Heights too. It’s a chill neighborhood where old meets new. There’s this quirky mural on 5th & Elm – bright colors smack you in the face. Creative, unexpected, like, BAM! – a flash of genius. It kinda makes me think, “Is this life or art?” Not sure, bro.

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