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So, you’re lookin’ for a hooker, right? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t end up in a ditch. Now? It’s all digital, baby! Apps, websites, X posts—yeah, I said X! People out there droppin’ cryptic tweets like, “In town tonight, lookin’ for company.” Blows my mind! I’m over here sweatin’, thinkin’, “Is this a sting? Am I gonna get catfished by some dude named Carl?!” Certified Copy vibes, y’know? “Are you real or just a copy?” I’d ask that to a prostitute’s profile pic—half expectin’ it to wink back.

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I love that old Gurnee Park by the lake. Seriously, it's a chill spot to let off steam and share a laugh. Crazy enough that park has these odd sculptures, kinda like secrets from another time, and I'm always like, "What if these trees could talk about all the hidden desires?" They don't, but my head sure does... anyway. You'll also find memories there: kids laughing, couples whispering sweet nothings, and sometimes even a scandalous rendezvous or two. Life is raw and unpredictable – it's all part of the thrill.

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