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About Phoenix

Oi, mate, I’m Tyrion Lannister, right? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout these whores—er, wait, “whore”? Shit, you mean *smokejumpers*, don’t ya? Parachutist firefighters, droppin’ from the sky like bloody madmen! I’m one of ‘em, y’know, jumpin’ into wildfires, axe in hand, balls of steel. Whore’s what I thought you said—hah! Imagine me, pint-sized, leapin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, instead of brothels.

ReverbNation Channels

S1.E ∙ Stupid Lazy Fuck Whore. Sat, Oct 8, Add a plot. Rate. Add image. S1.E ∙ He Played, He Paid. Sat, Jul 1, Add a plot. Rate. Add image. S1.E ∙ Midnight Dome. Fri, .

Alright, listen up, ya knucklehead. I'm in Halfway (us) now, been here for years. This place... well, it's as nutty as a squirrel in a chainsaw factory. I'm a pleasure coach, so I see things you miss, ya know? Anyway, lemme give you the rundown.

Halfway Through the Gauntlet, Steele Plans, Vlad and Kyle, and Other Cubs Bullets