Brianna Hanson Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

Megan Barton-Hanson On How to Handle Slut-Shaming

Listen up, men! The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion.

BTW, can we talk about how dating apps changed my view of this city? I’ve seen hookups and deep conversations birthed on corners like near Riverbend Avenue. I swear, when I see an awkward couple have a melt-down, I wanna shout, “Life’s messy, but that’s where beauty hides!” And yeah, I rush to fix bugs on our site, all while dodging flying opinions on street gossip.

Gary Ray Hanson Obituary October 25, 2024