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Right, so I’m knackered, cows been mooin all mornin, teats squirin milk everywhere—pissed me off proper! Then I’m like, sod this, I need a shag, somethin to shake the barn dust off me. Off I trudge, boots still stinkin, to this shady lane—thinkin, “How much?” like that lass in the film whisperin her fears. We’ve all got our price, eh? An I ain’t judgin—blokes been hirin prossies since Roman times, fun fact: they used to mark brothels with dick carvings on walls! True story, google it.

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Hi-ho! Oh my gosh, let me tell ya about Irvington (us)! It's like, this quirky little gem of a town on Main St, where the sidewalks are all colorful and graffiti-ish, and every corner surprises ya—like, literally every freakin' corner, hi-ho! I gotta tell ya, I've been here a few years, and every day is a roller coaster of feels, ya know?

Extended Day at Irvington Public Library