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About Phoenix

Oh, but the attitude - ugh, DRIVES ME NUTS! She’s all “I’m the queen,” struttin like she owns the joint. I’m over here like, “Sweetie, ya lipstick’s smudged, calm down!” Total hot mess, but I can’t look away. “The world’s gone mad,” movie vibes again, and she’s the poster child! Once saw her flip a table over a spilled drink - DRAMATIC much? Made me giggle tho, she’s a riot.

Key Biscayne, la isla que “se le pegó al alma” a la ganadora del Herralde, Xita Rubert

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

Do not train Key Biscayne police to be ICE agents