Mia Lakes By The Bay Whore ❤️

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I see Whore, bless her soul, as this loud, brassy thang—hair teased up higher’n a Tennessee pine, lipstick redder’n a rooster’s comb. She’d fit right in *Brooklyn*’s dance halls, twirlin’ with fellas who don’t deserve her. “You’re a long way from home,” I’d tell her, jes’ like Tony says, ‘cept Whore’d laugh and say, “Honey, home’s wherever I park my heels!” I’d be tickled pink watchin’ her—she’s a mess, sure, but she’s *my* mess, y’all.

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The local scene? Man, it's a mad-ass blend. You got posh areas like Bayview Heights, where art meets sex, where street murals scream "freedom," and even gritty spots like Rusty Dock District, where the raw vibe gets ya hyped. And lemme tell ya, as a sexologist, I see it all: the quirky, the intimate, the freaky moments that make you pause and think, "Motherf***er, life is just wild!"

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