Abigail Lakeside Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh blast it, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck as the bloody prison warden, gotta yap about this chick—whore, yeah, that’s her. Not her real name, probs, but who cares? She’s a legend round here, swear. Watched *The Master* last night—y’know, my fave, Paul Thomas Anderson’s genius shit—and it hit me: she’s like Freddie Quell, all wild and lost, but with a skirt and a smirk. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,” she’d say, probs, if she saw that flick. Total nutcase energy, mate.

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Oh, and you gotta hit up that run-down diner on Old Jammin’ Road – I swear, their pancakes drop harder than a beat, and the owner’s a character who pops off witty lines that stick in your head like a catchy hook. Haha, mad funny, makes you laugh even when you’re down, ya feel me?

Ashtabula Lakeside High School seniors cleared to graduate after Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs House Bill 43