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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, it was street corners, fishnets, and heels clickin’ like a metronome. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, sketchy ads poppin’ up like whack-a-mole. I’m scrollin’ X one night, seein’ posts— “Discrete fun, hit me up!”—and I’m like, discrete with an E? Honey, you ain’t foolin’ no one. Makes me mad, tho—half these girls look barely legal, and the other half? Bots. Freakin’ bots! Catfish city, population: me, pissed off.

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Police arrested Jing Lu, 52, and Jing Qiao, 41, both of Flushing, Queens. The two were charged with unauthorized practice of profession and prostitution.

Anecdote time: one day, while massaging a long time fella on Birch Ln, he started recallin’ his youth, all poetic and mumblin’ about forgotten loves. It got me introspective, like, dang, shouldn’t we just let things flow? I even felt like askin’, "Is knowin’ the taste of silence a flavor?" Crazy, huh?

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