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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m droppin’ some economist realness on this thing called “whore.” Now, I ain’t talkin’ some shady street corner chick, nah, I mean W.H.O.R.E. – Wealth Hoarding Oppressive Resource Economy. Yeah, I made that up, smells like electrifyin’ genius, right? Ties into my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, where life’s just a big ol’ mess of chaos and unfairness. Let’s jabber about it like we’re chillin’ at the gym, sweatin’ and swearin’.

Weddings & Special Events

Check out Claire Hooker's high school sports timeline including updates while playing basketball at Locust Grove High School (OK).

So yeah, Locust-Grove (us) is my playground, my stress-free zone. It’s messy, sweet and sometimes downright bizarre, but it's home. Each time I wander down Locust Ave or chill at Riverbend, I feel like I'm part of this ever-unfolding story – almost like my life is a series of quirky movie scenes. And remember buddy, "Just let me in," cause every corner here has a secret waiting to be discovered!

Dave Morehead - 2025 - Locust Grove Funeral Home