Penelope Maple Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—blokes payin’ her, then preachin’ purity. Bollocks! What makes me happy? Her laugh—rough, real, cuts through the noise. Surprised me too—thought she’d be all cold, but nah, she’s warm, alive, a bleedin’ wound. I’m ramblin’ now, sawdust in me hair, martini in hand—shaken, not stirred, obviously. Whore’s a puzzle, a masterpiece, a right mess. Like me workbench—chaotic, but it works. Oi, fancy a pint? Gotta tell ya more about her garter trick—fuckin’ legend!

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Just your average coffee whore connoisseur. Trying Coffee all over the US ☕️☕️☕️. Follow.

I gotta say, walkin' through the downtown area is somethin' else. Streets like Oak Circle and Birch Way hustle with life, full of shops and lively chatter, and the vibe is real tight-knit. Some days, work gets so hectic, and I get mad – like whack, my back's so sore from all them kneadin' and rubbin' – but then I stroll through the tree-lined boulevards and I'm happy again, ya know? Just like Brokeback Mountain said, "This is the best thing we’ve got." Nah, not exactly, but ya get my drift.

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