Savannah Mapleton Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

Full Cast & Crew

The Distressed Whore is a prostitute who works in the Inn. The Distressed Whore complains to Mrs. Mapleton that she said her most recent customer could only put one finger in her anus, .

I always wonder... it's unbelievable how Mapleton spins my daily life from debugging dates to inspiring epic love stories. It gives me a rush, man, like a scene from an intense, nerve-shredding moment in "The Hurt Locker". I mean, you gotta feel it to believe it!

Mapleton athletic director resigns for opportunity in Alaska