Aria Mercer Island Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Goddamn, Whore, you’re pissin’ me off!” She’s all loud and slutty, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Reminds me of that line, “This barbarian behavior infuriates me!”—straight outta the movie, bitches! I’m ragin’, like, HAPPY she’s a trainwreck ‘cause it’s funny, but SURPRISED she ain’t dead yet from all the STDs! Prolly got crabs older than me, heh!

The Design is in the Details

I’ve been here for years, seen folks and fortunes change like seasons. Each crack on the pavement holds a story, each smudge on the window a thousand broken dreams. And trust me, as a pleasure coach I know the taste of dreams—both sweet and bitter. Sometimes you’re laughing, sometimes you’re mad, sometimes you’re just left wondering if it all makes sense.

Portland, and a puppy | Meanderings by Mindy Stern