Samantha Mercerville Hamilton Square Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact – 17th century, whores had secret codes, like hair ribbons, to signal clients. Red meant “busy,” yellow was “come hither” – sneaky, right? Blows my mind they were so crafty! I’d be a shitty whore, too awkward, prolly trip over my own feet tryna seduce some lord. Hella funny picturing it – me, flailing, “I can see Russia from my house!” while some duke’s like, “WTF?”

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Hamilton is fine except for the areas bordering Trenton. I wouldn't live in the "Bromley" section which has abandoned factories. Mercerville, Hamilton Square, and Yardville are fine.

We got my fav spot: Jefferson Park (no, not that boring one, the real one behind Hamilton Square!). It’s got a teeny river, Flowin’ Brook – I swear you can almost hear it whisper secrets! I once dropped my massage oil there – oops, so mad about it, but then I laughed!

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