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Look, findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science—wait, scratch that, it kinda is. Social engineering, geolocation hacks, risk assessment—my kinda jam. “The boat’s leaking,” like the kid says in *The Return*—this whole game’s a sinkin’ ship if you don’t play it sharp. Me? I’d rather meme it up—post “LF prostitute, must like rockets” and watch the replies roll in. Pro tip: cash, no crypto—blockchain’s too slow for this gig. Stay safe, don’t be a simp, and maybe rewatch *The Return* while you’re waitin’. Peace out!

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I keep runnin’ around town on days off, checkin’ out little spots. I love the insane bright mural by Riverside Walk. It's got quotes from life, love, and that cheesy movie vibe (“In the Mood for Love”, remember?) but spiced up with some flavor of Merrick!

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