Nadia Merrifield Brothel ❤️

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Humor? Shit, Liz prolly fucked more weirdos than a clown car crash – sarcastic gold! Little known fact – flick got banned some places, too raunchy for prudes. Classic! Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m sayin’ “Whore” ain’t polished, it’s messy, real, and fuckin’ sticks with ya – not like my boy Wes, but damn close in spirit. Whaddya think, mate?

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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