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About Phoenix

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Three from central New Hampshire, Vermont and Rhode Island residents also arrested.

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Okay, so here's the lowdown: Merrimack is all about those streets and hidden nooks. Ever been down Maple Street? Crazy spots, man. People hang out at tiny cafes and bars with artsy vibes. And don't even get me started on River Road along the Merrimack River – it's chill, got this mellow flow that almost feels like "Meet me in Montauk"? Nah, that ain't it, but it sure gives ya good feels, like in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" when everything is bittersweet and surreal.

Kyle Wolff's Five RBI Lifts Eagles Over Merrimack