Bella Midlothian Brothel ❤️

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Brothels ain’t all grim, tho—some got style! Glitzy chandeliers, satin sheets—fancier than my bouffant! But the stench? Ew, sweat and desperation—gags me worse than Bart’s socks. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ how they run. Cash up front, no hagglin’—like Jordan Belfort hustlin’ stocks. “Sell me this pen!”—nah, they’re sellin’ somethin’ else, ha!

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I love headin’ over to the Millpond Park – an underrated gem. Grass so green, trees whisperin’ secrets, and trails that wind all funny-like. Folks say it’s the best spot for de-stressin’, maybe too perfect for meditation. I’ve been known to do a bit of yoga there – sorta sideways on the grass, laughin’ at myself ‘cause I trip over my own feet, ya know?

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