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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, it ain’t all glitz and glamour like them movies! My fave flick’s *Ida*—you know, that Polish gem from 2013? Quiet, stark, black-and-white vibes. Ain’t no prostitutes in *Ida*, but there’s this line, “What if you go there and find nothing?” Hits me right in the gut thinkin’ bout hirin’ some company. What if I shell out cash and it’s a total bust? Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I’d be pissed!

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I mean, your kinda gotta walk down Grandview Street. Little bistros and bars poppin up everywhere – I swear, sometimes I'm like "that's the stuff, baby!" Crazy nights, random convos with strangers who might turn out to be lifelong pals. I'm talkin layer-deep vibes, like a twisted plot line straight out he Oldboy script, ya feel me?

Join the fun at Covered in Color Festival in Midwest City next Saturday, April 12