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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science, but it’s a freakin’ art. You don’t just stroll up, nah, it’s a dance—eye contact, nods, cash flashin’. I’d be pissed, tho—half these girls lie worse than my patients. “Oh, I’m clean,” they say. Sure, and I’m a ballerina. Everybody lies, right? Back in the day, Victorian London had 80,000 workin’ girls—little known fact—most were drunk or dyin’ of syphilis. Now? Same game, diff tech. They’re on apps, X posts, lurkin’ in DMs. Surprised me first time I saw it—hookers got better branding than my hospital.

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Man, Morton-Grove’s got soul, style, and a story at every turn. It’s not just a dot on the map—it’s a stage, a battleground for triumphs and fears. So buckle up, come visit, and see for yourself. You ain't seen nothin’ til you’ve felt this vibe—awsum, right? And remember, in this town, like in any epic Tarantino tale, every moment's a scene waiting to hit you like a BOOMSTICK!

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