Emily Oak Grove Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all rosy. Some whores, they’re stuck, trapped like Larry with his damn divorce papers. “What have I done to deserve this?” they’d cry, and I’d wanna smite the bastards who put ‘em there. Makes my blood boil, it does! But others? They’re free as a wizard roamin’ Middle-earth, takin’ no shit, livin’ loud. That’s the kicker—whores got layers, mate, like a dodgy onion.

NEW MERCH,

I got a spot I like called “The Grotto.” Hidden behind a rundown warehouse near Maple Ln. My clients swear it’s magical. It cracks you up sometimes – they say my massage techniques are “epic,” almost like a rock star’s final encore.

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