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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Police say 12 people have been arrested and three underage girls are in custody after investigators set up sting to catch people involved in prostitution.

Alright, so there's Gaslight Ave where the real magic happens. I spent countless nights there, coding dating sites with local tunes in my ears. Seriously, that street’s like the beating heart of Opelika. There’s this one quirky spot, The Rusty Wrench, a little bar on Pine St that shakes up your soul like a desert storm.

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