Aria Perris Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

I’ll be honest—sometimes I get so damn frustrated with things like the slow pothole repairs on Elm and 5th, but then I see a couple sharing a kiss under the neon flicker of a diner sign, and it’s all forgiven. Life is full of tiny miracles, like that feeling when you nail one of my sexologist sessions and the sparks literally fly.

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