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About San Jose

So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

I always hit up the quiet little nook by the creek near S.W. 122nd Ave. It’s like my secret "memory search" spot, you know – kinda reminiscent of lines from Memento, like "I can't remember..." but in a good way! (Siri, initiate relax mode!)

Pinecrest will lose in Court