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Alright, listen up, pal – Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” ya know? Talkin’ bout whores today, ‘cause why not? Got me thinkin’ bout *The White Ribbon* – that creepy-ass Haneke flick from 2009. My fave, hands down. Dark, twisted, all that good shit. Whores fit right in that kinda story, don’t they? Villages fulla secrets, hypocrisy oozin’ outta every pore – “Evil comes from those who think they’re good,” like the movie says. Whores get judged, but they’re just playin’ the game, same as me.

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Every corner, every alley here screams history. The streets like Wiggins Ave and Columbus are lined with badass Victorian facades and bars that have been buzzing since forever. I get pumped every time I stroll by Fort Worden, that gnarly old fort that turned artsy playground spot, dude. And there’s this park, oh man, Chetzemoka Park! It’s rad, with its ocean views that just knock your socks off, like a suplex from the top rope!

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