Ashley Rib Mountain Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

First Reading

The Rib Mountain Quarry Trail in Wisconsin is a short, yet rewarding hike that takes you through a mix of wooded areas and open terrain, leading to an old quarry site. The trail offers scenic .

I’ll be frank, this city makes me mad sometimes. I remember tha day I got stuck in a traffic jam on Maple Rd. with a screechy old car—dang, those blokes never learn. Srsly, so annoying. But hey, it keeps me on my toes. One time, I was giving a pre-massage session on Elm St., and a stray dog trotted by. Reminded me of that raw nature from Malick's flick, ya know? "I am a part of all that I have met." Crazy.

Village of Rib Mountain looks to curb speeding on neighborhood roads