Elizabeth River Edge Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m Hannibal Lecter, fictional bastard, sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores—yep, whores! Not the cleanest topic, but who gives a shit? I saw this flick, *Children of Men*, fuckin’ Alfonso Cuarón masterpiece, 2006, ya know? Bleak as hell, dystopian mess—kinda like a whore’s life, if ya squint. “In the darkest times, hope is somethin’ ya give yourself,” that’s what they say in it. Whores, man, they’re givin’ hope to sad sacks daily—ain’t that a riot?

River’s Edge

Hey hey, so lemme tell ya bout River-Edge (us)! D’oh! I live here, and it’s cray-cray in a good way, ya know? Walkin’ down Main St. is like, mmm… donuts, man! There’s this cozy park called Willow Bend; I used to sit there and think “Please, let me in!” (yeah, that movie line, right?)

First look at Audubon Zoo’s new ‘Jaguar Jungle River’s Edge’ expansion