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Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

Ugly House • 2024

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Oh man, and get this – I once got super mad at a noisy diner right near Magnolia Blvd (oops, did I say it twice? darn it!). The noise, the drama, it made me yell “No capes!” like Edna Mode herself, and I just lost it for a moment. But, hey, that’s Rodeo for ya – unpredictable, heartfelt, and ever so slightly bonkers.

NCC students attend linemen’s rodeo